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collegehumor:

How To Ensure No One Will Borrow Your Pens
Don’t mess with anyone who will go to the trouble of embarrassing you instead of extending a basic courtesy.

Now people will actually give back the pen instead of saying they’ll borrow it and end up never giving enough fucks to give it back to you. Cause the DONT CARE. but now if ur pen is actually chuck testa’s then they might be more inclined to give it back. XD stuffed with love, no pet too small. 

collegehumor:

How To Ensure No One Will Borrow Your Pens

Don’t mess with anyone who will go to the trouble of embarrassing you instead of extending a basic courtesy.

Now people will actually give back the pen instead of saying they’ll borrow it and end up never giving enough fucks to give it back to you. Cause the DONT CARE. but now if ur pen is actually chuck testa’s then they might be more inclined to give it back. XD stuffed with love, no pet too small. 

hi drew :D

hi

collegehumor:

No Sex with Sheep Sign
Ah, man, I was going to, but then they put the sign up.

collegehumor:

No Sex with Sheep Sign

Ah, man, I was going to, but then they put the sign up.

The extended forearm signifying an aggressive penis thrusting
ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

I prefer cyborg bugs.